The latest in a series of regular poetic reviews of Erinsborough’s Ramsay Street
Terese, Terese, you saucy minx,
You’ve really changed your style.
You’re posing like a bad gal now
With a sultry, sensuous smile.
A star of social media, the face of the hotel.
With your assets on display,
You ‘nearly’ wore the dress so well!
As Courtney snapped, you got quite bold,
And loved the sexy pose.
A whole new role could soon be yours,
As a star of glamour shows!
With Sheila as the compare
And Gary as security,
It would ensure no seedy guests,
And thus maintain your purity.
But businessmen would get a treat
To see you pirouette,
And Lassiter’s would prosper
With the finest floor show yet!
Terese, Terese, tear off those suits,
And get those fishnets showing.
Get star awards as manager
And the men of Erisborough glowing!
© Carol Ann Wood
Week ending Friday, 10 November 2017
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Index of Posts:
- The Leaving Of Steph
- The Bea’s Knees
- Pecs and Sex
- Dipi’s Trail Of Destruction
- The Return Of Plain Jane Super Brain
- David Tanaka In Cambridge
- Don’t Get Too Busy, Izzy
- Don’t Go Near The Hot Tub, Clive
- Elly’s Shoulders: A poem in celebration of Miss Conway’s clavicle, scapula and humerus
- How To Be Besties With Angie Rebecchi
- Make Sheila Feel Alive, Clive!
- The Plot Thickens
- Lyneeeeeee Returns (Again)
- The Neighbours Whodunnit
- Temperatures Raise With Terese
- Rewriting history?
- Only A Carbon Footprint Away
- Ladybird Lover: Down And Dirty With Gary
- Father Jack In The Sack
- Beauty And The Priest: Father Jack and his tortured soul.
- Dream A Little Dream Of Me: Reflections on Matt Turner’s reappearance
- Beauty And The Priest
- Terese Talks
- Sheila Takes A Look At Love
- Love Thy Neighbour: Kyle Canning
- Love Thy Neighbour: The marriage of Daniel and Imogen
- Let’s Hear It For The Boys! Nate and Aaron
- Love Thy Neighbour: Amy Williams
- Love Thy Neighbour: Amber Turner
- Lauren In Limbo
- From Boy To Man: RIP Josh Willis
- An open Letter From Nate Kinski
- Brad’s Eye View
- Pappa Was A Rolling Stone
- The Doppelgänger
- Remembering Matt Turner
- Bye Bye Bailey
- Georgia On My Mind
- What A Sheila!
- Terese Willis: More Sinned Against Than Sinning
- You’ve Got A Friend In Sonya
- Through Paige’s Eyes
- Terese With No H
- Biker Girl’s Back
- Love Thy Neighbour: Never Sully A Scully!
- Love Thy Neighbour: Naomi Canning
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