What’s going on with train wreck Elly?
There’s a baby in her belly.
She thought ‘I’m preggers’ then was not.
And now she is, but she’s in a spot.
Surprise, surprise, Mark’s not the dad
Cos Elly got both drunk and mad.
Met a stranger in a bar.
Oh Elly! What a fool you are!
Have you never read the script?
With every cocktail that you sipped,
The viewers knew your fate was sealed.
And a secret always gets revealed.
It won’t be long before you see
That the ‘stranger’ is known to Susan, Bea,
And Doctor K, and Clancy too.
Yes, everyone in town but you!
How could you be so silly, Elly??
With the brother of Finn Kelly!
How are you going to fix this mess?
Keep on pretending, or confess?
We’ll all sit back and watch the ride
Cos we know what you’ve got to hide.
Your waist growing large, your ankles swelly.
You won’t like that much, train wreck Elly!
No more wine to smooth your day,
Your skimpy tops all packed away.
Maybe you’ll confide in Chlo,
She is your favourite girl-to-go
For comfort of the female kind.
I’m pretty sure that she won’t mind.
Oh Ellypoos, you’re up shit creek.
You wrecked your life in one short week.
So we’ll be firmly glued to telly
To see what’s next for train wreck Elly!
© Carol Ann Wood
April 2019
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Index of Posts:
- Dee: The Mystery Solved!
- Train Wreck Elly
- Dipi’s Magic Tea
- A Rainbow Of Love
- Reviving Clive
- The Communal Date
- The Leaving Of Steph
- The Bea’s Knees
- Pecs and Sex
- Dipi’s Trail Of Destruction
- The Return Of Plain Jane Super Brain
- David Tanaka In Cambridge
- Don’t Get Too Busy, Izzy
- Don’t Go Near The Hot Tub, Clive
- Elly’s Shoulders: A poem in celebration of Miss Conway’s clavicle, scapula and humerus
- How To Be Besties With Angie Rebecchi
- Make Sheila Feel Alive, Clive!
- The Plot Thickens
- Lyneeeeeee Returns (Again)
- The Neighbours Whodunnit
- Temperatures Raise With Terese
- Water-Ramsay-Street-Gate
- Rewriting history?
- Only A Carbon Footprint Away
- Ladybird Lover: Down And Dirty With Gary
- Father Jack In The Sack
- Beauty And The Priest: Father Jack and his tortured soul.
- Dream A Little Dream Of Me: Reflections on Matt Turner’s reappearance
- Beauty And The Priest
- Terese Talks
- Sheila Takes A Look At Love
- Love Thy Neighbour: Kyle Canning
- Love Thy Neighbour: The marriage of Daniel and Imogen
- Let’s Hear It For The Boys! Nate and Aaron
- Love Thy Neighbour: Amy Williams
- Love Thy Neighbour: Amber Turner
- Lauren In Limbo
- From Boy To Man: RIP Josh Willis
- An open Letter From Nate Kinski
- Brad’s Eye View
- Pappa Was A Rolling Stone
- The Doppelgänger
- Remembering Matt Turner
- Bye Bye Bailey
- Georgia On My Mind
- What A Sheila!
- Terese Willis: More Sinned Against Than Sinning
- You’ve Got A Friend In Sonya
- Through Paige’s Eyes
- Terese With No H
- Biker Girl’s Back
- Love Thy Neighbour: Never Sully A Scully!
- Love Thy Neighbour: Naomi Canning
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