The Neighbours Whodunnit

The latest in a series of regular poetic reviews of Erinsborough’s Ramsay Street

Was it Sheila with a gnome,
Or was it Gary with a blow?
Was it Tyler in a fit of rage?
The viewers need to know!
Was it nurse Louise, whodunnit,
Leaving Hamish there to drown,
Was it Mark who turned to Killer Cop?
Who might be going down?

Was it Kirsha with a firework
That was lit unwittingly?
Did a dog give Roache’s heart a scare?
It’s still a mystery.
Did someone from the party
Creep along to do the deed?
Suffocation by Terese’s chest?
That surely would succeed?

Who really murdered Hamish?
We’re all searching for the clues.
Was it Amy with a hammer
Or did Fay sneak in? You choose!
Was it Elly stumbling drunkenly
With bottle in her hand?
Or did Russell’s ghost come down to strike
When he heard what Roach had planned?

Now Paul is grinning ear to ear
As he bribes the hapless Gary.
He knows he’s got him in a fix
So he and T can’t marry.
The viewers are on tenterhooks,
With the who, what, when, where, how.
Don’t leave us all adrift, cast out,
We need some answers NOW!

© Carol Ann Wood
Week ending Friday, 10 November 2017

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Index of Posts:

• Dee: The Mystery Solved!
• Train Wreck Elly
• Dipi’s Magic Tea
• A Rainbow Of Love
• Reviving Clive
• The Communal Date
• The Leaving Of Steph
• The Bea’s Knees
• Pecs and Sex
• Dipi’s Trail Of Destruction
• The Return Of Plain Jane Super Brain
• David Tanaka In Cambridge
• Don’t Get Too Busy, Izzy
• Don’t Go Near The Hot Tub, Clive
• Elly’s Shoulders: A poem in celebration of Miss Conway’s clavicle, scapula and humerus
• How To Be Besties With Angie Rebecchi
• Make Sheila Feel Alive, Clive!
• The Plot Thickens
• Lyneeeeeee Returns (Again)
• The Neighbours Whodunnit
• Temperatures Raise With Terese
• Water-Ramsay-Street-Gate
• Rewriting history?
• Only A Carbon Footprint Away
• Ladybird Lover: Down And Dirty With Gary
• Father Jack In The Sack
• Beauty And The Priest: Father Jack and his tortured soul.
• Dream A Little Dream Of Me: Reflections on Matt Turner’s reappearance
• Beauty And The Priest
• Terese Talks
• Sheila Takes A Look At Love
• Love Thy Neighbour: Kyle Canning 
• Love Thy Neighbour: The marriage of Daniel and Imogen
• Let’s Hear It For The Boys! Nate and Aaron
• Love Thy Neighbour: Amy Williams
• Love Thy Neighbour: Amber Turner 
• Lauren In Limbo
• From Boy To Man: RIP Josh Willis
• An open Letter From Nate Kinski
• Brad’s Eye View
• Pappa Was A Rolling Stone
• The Doppelgänger
• Remembering Matt Turner
• Bye Bye Bailey
• Georgia On My Mind
• What A Sheila!
• Terese Willis: More Sinned Against Than Sinning
• You’ve Got A Friend In Sonya
• Through Paige’s Eyes
• Terese With No H
• Biker Girl’s Back
• Love Thy Neighbour: Never Sully A Scully!
• Love Thy Neighbour: Naomi Canning

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